Through Patreon, you can sign up to give me a certain amount of money for each thing I create and release. (If you want to make sure you don't go over-budget, you can set a maximum: say, you want to give me $5 per work, but don't want to spend more than $15 on me per month. Set up a maximum, and even if I write ten things that month, you won't get overcharged.) Then, I dance – er, write – for your amusement. Although this fiction is funded through Patreon, it isn't restricted to Patreon sponsors – it will remain free for anyone to read online.